Thursday, February 4, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Have you picked out any names for your new kitty yet? :)
Yes. I like anchovy. Or just chovy for short. But i'll wait until i meet her to decide for sure
would smack my bitch up be your stripper song of choice? Or are you more of a firestarter girl?
No spitfire is more my style
Do you hate car guards?
No what else would i do with all my change?
Do you ever worry and if so what's your biggest concern for yourself or the world in general?
I don't worry. I take a step back and see myself as only a little part in a big big world. I don't worry about the world either. It has a way of sorting itself out. Its been around for millions of years. I truely believe that things have a way of sorting itself out
If you could change one thing about modern day society what would it be?
I would make money obsolete and work on a barter system.
How do you go about getting revenge?
I would hurt the people closest to the one who wronged me in the same way i was hurt. That way the person can see what he did and live with the guilt
Why are you so mean?
Why do you think i'm mean? I don't think i'm mean. I think i'm honest
How would you go about surviving a zombie invasion?
Well firstly baracade myself up in a building of at least 2 stories. Living only on the top story. Building should be in an open field with a clear view all around. Close up all windows and doors leaving only one way out and one way in. Surround the place with landmines. Why does nobody ever think of landmines? Armoured truck a la death race to get supplies and then drive into the store and grab shit why does everyone park outside and walk inside?
When did you and Jono first meet, who proposed and how?
We sort of met through a mutual friend Nick. Jono actually swore at me the first time we met. I was trying to set Nick up on a kind of blind date and Jono said well who the fuck are you? Because Nick is his friend and he wouldn't like me doing it. After the mess was cleared we fell in love but we were too afraid to say anything. Me because i didn't think Jono would date a friend's friend an him because he thought i had a thing for Nick. I told him i had feelings for him first and he asked me to marry him. It was very impulsive on his part. He just went out to buy a ring on the friday and he had this whole thing planned but it just came out on the friday night mid conversation. I guess he was too excited or nervous to wait
Ultimate hangover sandwich?
Sandwich? Are you kidding me? Wimpy breakfast is the only hangover cure
4 pigeons walk over telephone wire. Two of them die of electrocution. Should the 2 remaining pigeons receive trauma counselling?
No, they should be prosecuted for murder. 4 pigeons were there and only 2 got electrocuted? Sounds fishy to me
What is the fastest you have ever traveled?
Well i can go from sweet to murderous bitch in 2 seconds?
Okay so if you were a stripper, what would be your signature stripper song? Hehehehe
Something by Prodigy
Is it ok to laugh at crippled people
Only if they don't see you doing it
Do you enjoy laughing at slut updates on Facebook? It usually happens like this: "[Censored] is going to go wild tonight hehe". 8 hours later, "[Censored] doesn't understand why I do these things to myself. I have no respect for my temple". HAHA
Friday, January 22, 2010
Who do you suspect pf reporting your FB profile and playing the dumbass on here?
I have a suspicion that it might be a girl who reported my profile pic but if they're trying to get to me they'll have to do a lot worse than calling me a slut
Have you completed any Tertiary Education?
Yes i have an art history degree and a masters in hair care and beauty
Do you think people who can't use apostrophes are douchecunts? For instance, contributor "your a slut". I vote for non-voluntary finger removal for all people who can't use an '.
Yeah, but don't be mean to them they're sad enough as it is
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Why are people so uptight about your comments? They are actually amusing
I don't know but i'm not a proctologist so its not my job to remove the sticks up their butts. If they don't like it they should double their prozac until they feel numb again
Iphone or blackberry ?
Blackberry. Iphone users need to download the 'be an individual' application
why am I attracted to psycho women, or women who have MAJOR issues? How do I find so many of them?
Firstly i think you need to cancel your subscription to farm animals monthly, get off gaydar and go to church to meet a nice boring girl you can take home to mum
one night stand or lasting relationship?
Definitely a long lasting relationship, its more fun when you know the person.
Best holiday you had?
Sailing the coast of croatia on a yacht with a bunch of people from around the world. Best time ever!
Monday, January 11, 2010
I just love the word Fuck!
I like the word fuck. I love the word fuck. If you know me you me you know I use it a fucking lot. That’s because it is a fucking great all fucking purpose word. It is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. You can use it in a sentence or just all by its lonesome. You can say it in many different word combinations. Try it.
VERB - Go fuck off.
ADJECTIVE -You are a fucking asshole buddy.
NOUN - You are a terrific fuck.
ADVERB - Now that is fucking interesting.
GREETING - How the fuck are you?
FRAUD - I got fucked by that crook.
DISMAY - Oh, fuck it!
TROUBLE - I'm fucked now!
CONFUSION - What the fuck?
AGGRESSION - Fuck you!
DISGUST - Fuck me
DESPAIR - Fucked again!
PHILOSOPHY - "Who gives a fuck?"
INCOMPETENCE - He's a real fuck-wit
DISPLEASURE - What the fuck is going on here?
NUMEROLOGY - Sixty-fuckin'-nine
LOST - Where the fuck are we?
DISBELIEF - Unfuckingbelievable
RETALIATION - Up your fucking ass!
REBELLION - Fuck it!
SATISFACTION - fuck me again!
DESCRIPTIVE ANATOMY - He's a fuckin' asshole!
TO TELL TIME - It's six-fucking-thirty.
PREDICTION - Well, I'll be fucked!
A POLITICAL STATEMENT - Fuck Zuma
INCESTUOUS - Motherfucker
A PUT DOWN - Fuck off, buddy
ALL ENCOMPASSING - Fuck 'em all!
GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS - Fuck SARS
A POKER HAND- A royal fuck
TO START A RELATIONSHIP - Let's fuck now!
AS AN ACCEPTANCE - Fuckin' A!
ENJOYMENT - Fuckin' Wow!
A CLOSING - Fuckingly yours.
Never forget the quotes of some famous people in our history and in the present:
Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling"
George Custer: “Where did all these Fucking indians come from?
Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"
Mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that? “
John Wayne: "Fuck death and the lung cancer he rode in on."
Julius Malema: “These fucking white people!”
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use fuck in your daily speech proudly. Fuck adds prestige to any conversextion. Put this colorful four letter word to work for you. Today tell someone you know "fuck you" ... or "Let's fuck!"
But where did this fucking word come from?
In England , fucking long ago, a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they requested consent from the King, the King then gave them a fucking placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard read: F.U.C.K (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it.
The first time it appeared in print was in 1503 in a poem by Dunbar.Then the great writer James Joyce published the word "Fuck" in his book "Ulysses" in 1922, nevertheless the word remained a major taboo in formal writing. "
Fuck was not widely used until after World War 2, in which it is seen in such acronyms as FUBIS (Fuck you buddy I'm shipping out) or FUBAR (Fucked up beyond all recognition) by sailors. Hence the term.. Swearing like a sailor. The true glory of the word "fuck" was not brought to its potential till the 1970's when it's meaning came to include "nothing", "bad luck", "the spirit, ex- kicking the fuck out of", and "indicating a difference of importance
The closest word to the English fuck is the German word "frikken" or the Norweigen word "fukken" all which mean to copulate. . In Swedish "focka" means to strike or push, "fock" describes a penis
So there you have it.
If this offended you.. I don’t give a fuck.